A Conversation Between Lenin and Mao – Two Communists I Know Very Little About

Once a dominating center, Mao turned to government after foot injuries prematurely ended his NBA career.

Comrade Matt Passet returns from exile with a most glorious conversation between two great leaders whose wisdom surely serves as an inspiration to us all. It is permitted for productivity to fall during the reading of this piece.

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A Conversation Between Mickey Mantle and Wayne Gretzky – Two Athletes I Know Very Little About

Casino spokesman Mickey Mantle

Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to serve five minutes in the penalty box for high-sticking, imagines a locker room pep talk between two iconic sports figures.

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20 Beers to Serve at Your Next Gay Wedding

The preferred lager of house-sitters everywhere.

Now that New York has legalized same-sex marriages, the marital-industrial complex is ready for the floodgates to open. That, of course, means booze will pour. Beermakers are already crafting brews for the river of gay marriages headed down the Hudson Way. Whim Quarterly was able to get a sneak peek of the new offerings from some of the world’s great breweries. Cheers!

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A Conversation Between Romeo and Juliet – Two Shakespearian Characters I Know Very Little About

Nice earring, douche.

Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to feel that a rose by any other name would not smell as sweet, stages a conversation between two dumb kids.

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A Conversation Between Meyer Lansky and Al Capone – Two Gangsters I Know Very Little About

Richard Dreyfuss played this man in a movie.

Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor not currently facing RICO charges, presents a short chat between two guys who killed a lot of other guys.

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A Conversation Between Luciano Pavarotti and Julio Iglesias – Two, Let’s Say, Europeans I Know Very Little About

Luciano Pavarotti, seen here portraying the character of Dom DeLouise in the operetta "Fumoso et il Bandito 2"

Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to possess a five octave voice, imagines a duet between a pair of singers who could pass for any nationality from swarthy French to middle-class Estonian.

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